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The Bernie Mac Show (2001)

The Bernie Mac Show is an American sitcom that aired on Fox for five seasons from November 14, 2001 to April 14, 2006. The series featured comic actor Bernie Mac and his wife Wanda raising his sister's three kids: Jordan, Bryana, and Vanessa.

Release Date: Wed, Nov 14, 2001

Country: US
Language: En
Runtime: 22

Bernie Mac
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough
Jeremy Suarez
Jordan Thomkins
Camille Winbush
Vanessa "Nessa" Thompkins
Dee Dee Davis
Bryana "Baby Girl" Thomkins
Kellita Smith
Wanda "Baby" McCullough

Season 5:

Father Knows Best
Episode 1: Father Knows Best (Sep 23, 2005)
Bryan, Bryanna's father, shows up to spend more time with his daughter-and ends up spoiling her.
Wrestling with a Sticky Situation
Episode 2: Wrestling with a Sticky Situation (Sep 23, 2005)
When Jordan makes the wrestling team, Bernie turns to Stone Cold Steve Austin for advice.
Marathon Mac
Episode 3: Marathon Mac (Sep 30, 2005)
Berine better put his money where his mouth is when he agrees to Charles Barkley's bet that he will beat Bernie’s time in a 10-K charity race.
The Big Payback
Episode 4: The Big Payback (Oct 07, 2005)
Upset that Vanessa is living the free life, Bernie Mac has Vanessa work for him. Shortly, after wards Vanessa learns that his co-workers get all this free stuff because they mention they work for Bernie Mac. Vanessa takes big advantage of this, until Bernie Mac finds out. Later on, Vanessa has to bring one of his precious statues home but it breaks in a car accident. Jordan offers to fix it, with of course a price (some of the free stuff Vanessa got).
Car Wars
Episode 5: Car Wars (Oct 21, 2005)
Jordan turns 13, but still acts like a monster fighting with Bryana. Eventually Jordan lets Bryana walk all over him to avoid further punishment. When he gets his gifts back, Bernie holds back an R-rated movie. Later when Bernie asks Jordan to babysit Bryana one night, Jordan accepts just so he can watch the R-rated movie behind his back.
Night of Terror
Episode 6: Night of Terror (Oct 28, 2005)
Jordan turns 13, but still acts like a monster fighting with Bryana. Eventually Jordan lets Bryana walk all over him to avoid further punishment. When he gets his gifts back, Bernie holds back an R-rated movie. Later when Bernie asks Jordan to babysit Bryana one night, Jordan accepts just so he can watch the R-rated movie behind his back.
For Whom the Belt Tolls
Episode 7: For Whom the Belt Tolls (Nov 04, 2005)
The kids finally cross Aunt Wanda's line while Bernie's away. Bernie gives Aunt Wanda "Big Mama's Belt" to keep them in line. The kids wind up fearing her even more than Bernie Mac.
Pop Pop Goes the Weasel
Episode 8: Pop Pop Goes the Weasel (Nov 11, 2005)
When Bryana's father, Bryan (Anthony Anderson), visits, he threatens Bernie's relationship with Jordan and undermines Bernie's barbecuing techniques.
Prison Break
Episode 9: Prison Break (Nov 18, 2005)
After misbehaving yet again, Bernie punishes Bryana and Jordan severely. Yet again Wanda thinks he's being too hard on them. But in the end, she catches on. Vanessa turns out to be the sneakiest of them all.
Some Church Bull
Episode 10: Some Church Bull (Dec 02, 2005)
In an effort to bring family members closer together, Wanda insists they participate in the annual parish retreat.
Sorely Missed
Episode 11: Sorely Missed (Dec 16, 2005)
This episode Bernie and Wanda seriously discuss adopting the children as their own. They talk about it in the car dealership where I try and sell them a car.
Fumes of Detente
Episode 12: Fumes of Detente (Jan 06, 2006)
When Wanda invites Tasha, Vanessa's best friend from Chicago, to stay with them, Bernie is worried he will have another difficult teen in his house.
Exercise in Fertility: Part 1
Episode 13: Exercise in Fertility: Part 1 (Jan 13, 2006)
After several failed attempts, Bernie and Wanda realize that making a baby is harder than they thought, and Wanda begins to question their fertility.
Exercise in Fertility: Part 2
Episode 14: Exercise in Fertility: Part 2 (Jan 20, 2006)
Bernie and Wanda have undertaken fertility treatments. Wanda suffers from mood swings due to hormonal issues. Distracted with the idea of having a child the couple neglect to stay on top of the kids they already have. Vanessa shares her experience with babies joining a family. She explains the baby will be Bernie's own baby girl, or his son. Everyone will have to adjust, and one will be replaced. Bernie and Wanda adjust to ups and downs with treatment, having to ride out extreme highs, lows, hopes, fears, and consider how committed they have to be to the process, rife...
Fantasy Football
Episode 15: Fantasy Football (Jan 27, 2006)
Jordan and Bernie Mac start a fantasy football league but do poor; and Bernie Mac won't really listen to Jordan. With that, Jordan eventually goes to a different league secretly behind Bernie Mac's back. Vanessa primps herself up with make-up for her senior photo. Bryana wants some of the make up too, so Vanessa gives her some of her old makeup. But Bryana gets caught with it at school.
Bar Mitzvah Crashers
Episode 16: Bar Mitzvah Crashers (Feb 03, 2006)
After a Jewish family arrive in the neighborhood, Bernie urges Jordan to befriending the son, David. Though hesitant at first Jordan begins to develop a friendship with his new neighbor. Not long after-wards David invites Jordan to attend his cousin's bar mitzvahs with him. After receiving various expensive parting gifts Jordan and David decide to crash bar mitzvahs of people to whom they do not know in order to receive more gifts. Before long it's time for David's bar mitzvahs but Jordan comes to a dilemma because this happens to be the same day of a very wealthy boy's bar mitzvahs. So Jordan must beside between friendship or material possessions.
Who's Your Mama?
Episode 17: Who's Your Mama? (Mar 31, 2006)
Baby girls daddy Brian helps out around the house and the kids start preferring him over their Uncle Bernie causing Bernie Mac to take offense. Baby girl gets called flat chested at school and Brian and Bernie fight over who gets to buy her a new bra. Jordan competes for best smile at school.
What Would Jason Do?
Episode 18: What Would Jason Do? (Mar 31, 2006)
Vanessa's school prom is coming up so Bernie Mac picks a boy friend out for her (after doing his usual protective background check). Even after he chooses, he has all these worried fantasies. Bryana injures her ankle so Jordan has to be her servant, but in the end after Bryana took it a bit far Jordan gets some redemption.
It's Never as Bad as the First Time
Episode 19: It's Never as Bad as the First Time (Apr 07, 2006)
Jordan dates Erica, one of the cheerleaders at school. Bernie is delighted, but when Jordan and Erica break up, he tries to remedy the situation.
Spinning Wheels
Episode 20: Spinning Wheels (Apr 07, 2006)
Wanda's sister visits and wants to throw a roller-disco party for Wanda's birthday.
Growing Pains
Episode 21: Growing Pains (Apr 14, 2006)
Bernie makes Vanessa prove she can manage her money.
Bernie's Angels
Episode 22: Bernie's Angels (Apr 14, 2006)
The kids' carelessness causes Bernie to have a near-death experience.

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