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Rating: 5.605/10 by 1888 users

Machete Kills (2013)

Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Directing:
  • Robert Rodriguez
  • Beatrice Bellino
Writing:
  • Kyle Ward
  • Robert Rodriguez
  • Marcel Rodriguez
Stars:
Release Date: Thu, Sep 12, 2013

Rating: 5.605/10 by 1888 users

Alternative Title:
Machete Mata - BR
Machete ubivaet - RU
Machete 2 - CA
Machete 2 - Machete Kills - CA
Machete Mata - PT
Machete: Η Επιστροφή - GR
Machete Mata - MX
Machete Mata - ES
Machete 2: Machete Kills - US
索女‧重炮‧神經刀 - HK
弯刀杀戮 - CN

Country:
United States of America
Language:
English
Español
Runtime: 01 hour 47 minutes
Budget: $12,000,000
Revenue: $15,000,000

Plot Keyword: mexico, the white house, nuclear missile, machete, space

Danny Trejo
Machete Cortez
Mel Gibson
Luther Voz
Amber Heard
Blanca Vasquez / Miss San Antonio
Charlie Sheen
Mr. President
Jessica Alba
Sartana Rivera
Lady Gaga
La Camaleon
Vanessa Hudgens
Cereza Desdemona
Tom Savini
Osiris Amanpour
William Sadler
Sheriff Doakes
Alejandro Antonio
Boss of Mendez
Crystal Martinez
Wife of Mendez
Corey Burton
Trailer Voice Guy (voice)
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
Jason Christopher
Lieutenant Brass
Sam Medina
Cartel Leader
J.J. Perry
Voz's Henchman (uncredited)
Alexander Rodnyansky
Radio Guest (uncredited)
Vincent Fuentes
Cabrito Cook
Jorge A. Jimenez
Dying Cartel Guy
Cheech Marin
Padre (archive footage) (uncredited)

Per Gunnar Jonsson

I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What is worse it that it really is somewhat incoherent, like ideas for scenes was just strung together with no real concern for the overall picture. I did like the movie as a two-hour distraction from reality and I had quite a few laughs at the ludicrously violent scenes. Unfortunately some of them made me squirm in my seat because the where not really funny-violent but just silly-violent. Charlie Sheen as a president was a real really poor choice of actor. Mel Gibson as Voz was better and I have to confess that I do like Michelle Rodriguez. Lady Gaga? Well, “bof” as the French say. Machete himself, which to me was one of the main reasons for watching the movie, was also a bit of a disappointment. He walked through the movie like he was just boored being on the set. There was never any real spark. At the end of the movie I have to say that I felt a little disappointed. As I wrote, I did like it but it never reached the levels of enjoyment that I hoped for.


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