Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.
- Andy Sidaris
- Mike Freedman
- Christian Drew Sidaris
- Beverly Mulconery
- Andy Sidaris
Rating: 5.2/10 by 109 users
Alternative Title:
Pasión y peligro en Hawaii - VE
Заваруха на Гавайях - RU
Missão em Hawai - PT
Bilet na Hawaje - PL
Veszélyes út Hawaii-ba - HU
Oi skliroi ap' ti Havai - GR
Kovaa peliä Havaijilla - FI
Sinistra Passagem para o Havaí - BR
Трудный билет на Гавайи - RU
Country:
United States of America
Language:
English
Runtime: 01 hour 36 minutes
Budget: $0
Revenue: $0
Plot Keyword: undercover agent, diamond, hawaii, bikini, sexploitation, illegal drugs, dea agent, jacuzzi
How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."
