Rating:
5.3/10 by 3 users
Episode 12
Talking by numbers-When they speak they say a number in every sentence! Bond-Dr.Samander and James Bond need to refresh their licenses to kill. Depo-employee problems! She is very crazy. No one understands her! Time For Church-Everybody get ready for church! They're fighting and getting ready for church at the same time. (Guest star Marcus T. Paulk) Talent Surpreme-Like American Idol they choose the best singer! While in auditions when someone can't sing he is choosing people with no talent! (Guest star Nelly)
Writing:
- Cedric the Entertainer
Release Date:
Wed, Sep 18, 2002
Country: US
Language: En
Runtime: 30
Country: US
Language: En
Runtime: 30
Season 1:
Sketches include: ""Que Hora Es?"" - a mock Spanish soap opera in which the cast knows little Spanish. ""Owww!"" - Velvet Anderson and 'his girl' Maleena try to pitch jingles for apple juice...Owww! ""Cafeteria Lady"" - The Cafeteria Lady is seemingly nice, until she'll bring up extremely personal topics and insult you with them. ""Channel 6 News"" - A newscast is interrupted by breaking news--acutally children breaking things as this newscast takes place during 'take your child to work day'. ""Love Doctor"" - A couple is having trouble in their relationship and they go to see a psychiatrist who thinks hes Barry White.
Sketches Include: •Cooking With Chef Reverend: a melding of a religious show and a cooking show. One of Ced's best roles so far. •Calcutta Golf Classic - who can play golf (or even announce a live radio broadcast of it) in such sweltering heat? •Babies - three babies talk to each other in while in their bassinets. •Cafeteria Lady - in this one, she caters a wedding. The cake is sculpted from (what else?) MASHED POTATOES AND CORN! •Shock Jocks vs. Journalist - a serious journalist tries to deliver the news on a morning radio show, but the shockjock can't keep his finger away from the ""fart"" button.
Sketches include: -Mr. Tibbs: A temperamental waiter trying to fit into a 50's restaurant. -Grown Babies: A group of babies in cribs discuss modern philosophies about being babies. -Cult Crazies: People wait for Baltrar, some superior being, to take them to space. The apocalypse doesn't come to cult members' chagrins. -Raj Binder: An Indian reporter at an LA gay parade stirs up the folks. -Divorce Court: Beauty v. Beast. Beauty is upset at beastly activities.
Sketches include: - ""Que Hora Es?"": A wedding goes awry when people use their limited knowledge of the Spanish language to imitate a Spanish soap opera. -Movie Theatre Mix-Up: When Cassius goes to see a movie with his well-to-do girlfriend, his old trashy girlfriend tries to change his mind about her. -Civil Candy: A company is brought up on charges of distributing candy that harms people. The defendants aren't of much help when they admit to adding over 100,000x the recommended amount of a 'sour ingredient'. -Chef Reverend: Cedric makes cooking holy. -Mama ESQ: A lawyer who lacks in legal knowledge, makes up for it with maternal instinct.
Tap Dawgz, President Cedric #1, Cafeteria Lady vs. The nutritionist, President Cedric #2, Thug Praknz, President Cedric #3
Sketches Include: -""Que Hora Es?: A funeral goes awry when the parties involved only have a minimal knowledge of the Spanish language. -Friendly Salesman: A salesperson becomes a little too personal with customers, by claiming to be gay--but he acts awfully straight. -$1 Bathroom Attendant: In a men's bathroom, the attendant wishes to help patrons--but not without charging them. -Kyle Dunnigan: An ""inspirational"" guitarist sings songs to children on such topics as drugs. -Killa Mike X- A rap artist preaches his sentiments in his songs and arguments. He sings a balad about a maid. -Gag Order- A job interview that is going well becomes complicated when the applicant repeatedly gags.
Sketches Include: -Tattoo Dude: Cedric is beginning to make one tattoo, but messes up and soon looks a whole lot different. -Plane Crew Mix-Up: Cedric goes on vacation with his girlfriend, only to find out his ex-girlfriend is the stewardess. And watch out when they meet! -""Happy Birthday"": A person sings a ""Happy Birthday"" song while revealing some ""extra"" things. No total nudity. -Cafeteria Lady: She is working in college and gets her rude button on. Watch out when someone ask for green beans!
Chef Reverend 3, Chatty Bailiff, St. Louis Jerry's, Dumb Lawyer, Heather Morgan, Third Street Promenade
Sketches Include: Somewhere in Afghanistan: America VS. Afghanistan as the war soon turns into a dance competition. Mama for U.S. Senate: She's back and after defending her son against the haters, she's going for Washington haters with her weapon of ""Ass Destruction"". But Glen Cox becomes Mama's opponent in a unique style. Girl Trouble: Cedric Bear tries to become lotion boy for two beautiful women, but has to get rid of the other one. Campaign Debate: Mama VS. Glen Cox. Glen Cox insults Mama and she ain't taking that with her strong comebacks and finally uses the ""Weapon of Ass Destruction"" Lawyer for Stand Up: Cedric is at a murder trial trying to be a lawyer, but instead ends up amusing the coutroom. Taste Buds: A game show where Cedric and Amy compete and ""Howard"" can never get the ingredients right.
In this holiday episode, Sketches Include: -Channel 6 Action News: While amale reporter tries to read news, his colleague is visibly inebriated. -Cafeteria Lady: Aiming to insult again, this time the staff party has yule-like offenses. -Toddler Sandbox: A bunch of babies discuss Goodwill and crying. -Deray Davis: Raunchy reindeers smoke and drink while tricking other animals. -Black Panther: Pretentious socialites gather at a party and view a large diamond--but the Black Panther, a master thief is on the case of the diamond.
Meeting Mama, Mafia Shop Teacher, Killiionaire Forgets to Thank God, Shayma's Shopping Channel, Cubicle
A Man's Shampoo, The Barkley Center, Cafeteria Lady Supermarket, Drama Couple, The Eddie Mays Story, Her Inner Self
Talking by numbers-When they speak they say a number in every sentence! Bond-Dr.Samander and James Bond need to refresh their licenses to kill. Depo-employee problems! She is very crazy. No one understands her! Time For Church-Everybody get ready for church! They're fighting and getting ready for church at the same time. (Guest star Marcus T. Paulk) Talent Surpreme-Like American Idol they choose the best singer! While in auditions when someone can't sing he is choosing people with no talent! (Guest star Nelly)
Joe Millionare, Bathroom Guy 2, Sell Out Music, Coolstick, The White Hulk, Doctor Love 2
Tap Dawgs Return, Dead Alien, Mariachi, Thug Prankz II, L. Witherspoon, Dr. Bill
Ced's Vice President, Craig and Tanisha, Ced's Vice President #2, Dual Conscience, Wedding Vows, Ced's Vice President #3
Jingle Fever II, Daddy's Dying Wish, Psychic Date, Schleppie & Frypan, Ring Shopping, Just Like Home
Santa's bottom Line, Underwear Dream, Roman Slave Ship Efficiency Expert, Dr. Hip Hop, Sexual Harassment, Beth and Rodger
Schleppie & Frypan II, Kathryn Yanderborn, Horny Bears, Battle Briefing, Billy Wright, Texas vs Maine
Robin Hood, Nacpt Summit, Sports Legends, Curtain Call, Funeral Rehearsal
The Sheik, You Don't Know, The Marriage Game, Byzantine Machinations, Kevin Ruf, Cafeteria Lady Cliffhanger
Crispus Attucks, We Ain't Hatin', Player Babies' Birthday, Love Doctor Bus Strike, Two Piece and A Biscuit
