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Rating: 5.585/10 by 2287 users

The Watch (2012)

Four everyday suburban guys come together as an excuse to escape their humdrum lives one night a week. But when they accidentally discover that their town has become overrun with aliens posing as ordinary suburbanites, they have no choice but to save their neighborhood – and the world – from total extermination.

Directing:
  • Akiva Schaffer
  • Jack Gill
Writing:
  • Evan Goldberg
  • Jared Stern
  • Seth Rogen
Stars:
Release Date: Thu, Jul 26, 2012

Rating: 5.585/10 by 2287 users

Alternative Title:
Neighborhood Watch - US
Vecinos Cercanos del Tercer Tipo - MX

Country:
United States of America
Language:
English
Runtime: 01 hour 42 minutes
Budget: $68,000,000
Revenue: $68,267,862

Plot Keyword: friendship, marriage, castration, sterility, alien, suburb, alien invasion, death, teenage daughter, neighborhood watch, creepy neighbor

Erinn Hayes
Bob's Wife
Jill Jane Clements
City Council Woman
Will Forte
Sergeant Bressman
Doug Jones
Hero Alien
Joe Nuñez
Antonio Guzman
Eric Goins
Random Jogger - Jared
Paul Barlow Jr.
City Council Member
Thomas Elliott
Male Hooters Volunteer
Sean Goulding
Costco Employee - TV
Dax Flame
Teenage Announcer
Ryan Girard
Paul's Guest #1
Kate Kneeland
Paul's Guest #2
Ted Huckabee
Orgy Man #1
Marla Malcolm
Orgy Woman #1
Lindsey Coley
Orgy Woman #2
LaDonna Allison
Orgy Woman #3
Andy Samberg
Casual Wanker #1
Jorma Taccone
Casual Wanker #2
Akiva Schaffer
Casual Wanker #3
Cathy Shim
Asian Housewife
Patricia French
Franklin's Mom
Zack Mines
Prom Date
Emilee Yuye Sikes
Evan's Daughter
Ray Benitez
Costco Manager (uncredited)
Justin Wheelon
Kyle (uncredited)
Nickolas Wolf
Boy on Bike (uncredited)
Willam Belli
Olivia (uncredited)

Kamurai

Horrible watch, won't watch again, and do not recommend. I'm not a big fan of Ben Stiller (most of the time), and definitely not Vince Vaughn. I like Jonah Hill, but this is after he found some range and before he learned to control it, intense doesn't not equate funny. I thought Richard Ayoade would save it, but he just stood by and watched the train wreck happen. I do chuckle a bit thinking of him asking the other guys if this is stuff Americans find funny. This has a great premise, average joes find alien invaders, so good in fact, it's basically a trope, but the way this presents it feels like they tried to steal it from "Laser Team" and then legally distinct it from that property. Long story short, there just isn't a lot of value in the movie. It's not that funny, it is basically a huge commercial for Costco and some other obvious brands. There is so much money poured into something that feels like a waste. Don't get me wrong, it's done by professionals, it looks great, even if I don't like the Xenos design, and there is a decent script at the core of this. There is just an overall fail of execution, and lack of interesting characters and story. You should go watch "The World's End" instead.


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