Rating:
6.5/10 by 4 users
That's Entertainment
Drug busts are an everyday adventure for a police unit, but how often do they get a chance to do a christmas extravaganza? D.I Beach wants elves, snow and Val Doonican; He gets Denise Van Outen, cocaine and a dwarf with attitude.
Writing:
- Dominic Anciano
- Ray Burdis
Release Date:
Mon, Dec 29, 1997
Country: GB
Language: En
Runtime: 30
Country: GB
Language: En
Runtime: 30
David Gillespie
D.I. Beach
Ray Burdis
D.S. Ash
Dominic Anciano
Sgt. Dominic de Sade
John Beckett
Strings
Perry Benson
Bones
Mark Burdis
Mark Kemp
William Scully
Bill Zeebub
Hugo Blick
Narrator
Roy Smiles
Roy Leyton
Kim Taylforth
Kim Finch alias Boo-Boo
Season 3:
Drug busts are an everyday adventure for a police unit, but how often do they get a chance to do a christmas extravaganza? D.I Beach wants elves, snow and Val Doonican; He gets Denise Van Outen, cocaine and a dwarf with attitude.
The BBC see desert island TV as a sure-fire ratings winner. Soon a starving Beach is looking at ""fleshy"" Bones in a new light, while a resourceful Donna Air is giving Ash some survival tips.
Leopard skin shorts, big hair-do's, large trouser proturbance... The good guys enter the fight game, while Bones has his wedding tackle adjusted.
""I am a policeman 24 hours a day, I am also the chosen one who wears the horns of Hurn."" A strange cult has Beach by the short and curlies - and plans to cut them off!
Security is needed when the code-named 'Jubilee Family' visit. For a change, the crap doesn't hit the fan, just the walls, windows, doors....
A race-relations officer gives the whiter-than-white squad some tips on how to conduct themselves.
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